Ridiculous Consumption
Thanks to the relentless fad spotting faculty of all at cribcandy, you can now lounge on Nigri Sushi.
While Sushi is my preferred way to ingest Essential Fatty Acids, I remain a feeble itamae ( pron ita-meh-ee, meaning sushi chef).
A Japenese friend called Mayumi assures me that this is the order of things. Apparently women are too fiery to handle a dish so sensitive to temperature and PH balance.
I'm content to ignore the possible mispgyny that lurks at the heart of this ruling, lay back on my Eel-shaped chaise longue, hurl fatty tuna down my feminine gullet and recline on my shrimp cushion.
While Sushi is my preferred way to ingest Essential Fatty Acids, I remain a feeble itamae ( pron ita-meh-ee, meaning sushi chef).
A Japenese friend called Mayumi assures me that this is the order of things. Apparently women are too fiery to handle a dish so sensitive to temperature and PH balance.





















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