Ridiculous Consumption
October 18th 2006 06:34
Thanks to the relentless fad spotting faculty of all at cribcandy, you can now lounge on Nigri Sushi.
While Sushi is my preferred way to ingest Essential Fatty Acids, I remain a feeble itamae ( pron ita-meh-ee, meaning sushi chef).
A Japenese friend called Mayumi assures me that this is the order of things. Apparently women are too fiery to handle a dish so sensitive to temperature and PH balance.
I'm content to ignore the possible mispgyny that lurks at the heart of this ruling, lay back on my Eel-shaped chaise longue, hurl fatty tuna down my feminine gullet and recline on my shrimp cushion.
While Sushi is my preferred way to ingest Essential Fatty Acids, I remain a feeble itamae ( pron ita-meh-ee, meaning sushi chef).
A Japenese friend called Mayumi assures me that this is the order of things. Apparently women are too fiery to handle a dish so sensitive to temperature and PH balance.
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